The Moving Keimigs Contest is born from an idea we had while driving cross country, feverishly arguing the merits of moving vs. not moving. We had recently heard that Bill, in a rare move of charity, bought us girly scented candles and manly scotch glasses while we were away. We could only deduce that this anomalous behavior was due to Bill’s dire loneliness in our apartment without us, and was his attempt to bribe us to stay in San Francisco. Not to be outdone, Kate McKenna promptly sent us Medford Mustangs athletic wear, to remind us what team we really belong on. We saw in this bid for our presence an opportunity to end our futile discussions of moving, and let our friends decide. Minimally, it will be yet another ridiculous idea that Kris does not follow through on, but it could potentially be the beginnings of a new life for us with the friends that love us the most.